My 8 yr. old daughter: “Mama, why was your friend Jack burping so much. That was gross. He just kept burping all day. Yuck.”
Me: “I guess he had to burp…”
My 5 yr. old son: “That’s what mans DO.”
[My daughter and I look over at him.]
My 5 yr. old son: You ladies don’t like it, but that’s what mans do.” [Ever so confident expression on his face.]
This killed me, I sooo wish I could have been a fly on the wall.